Back To The BasicsSeptember 28th 2005 |
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Yeah, yeah. Stop your whining! I'll update one of these days! :) So what has change in my life the past few months? Well, so much that I decided to revamp my whole site. Don't worry, just because a lot of stuff is missing right now does not mean that it will be gone forever! I am re-doing the back-end. I am also redoing the front-end, so for now I have gone "back to the basics" with this design. I don't like this design too much though, so I am working on a new one done with CSS positioning. Oh yeah baby!
Ok, so here is a quick recap of what has happened in my life that I could have talked about on this website a while ago, but was to busy to update it:
This Saturday I am taking a Concealed Deadly Weapon course to be trained in gun safety and care. This is also a means to get my CCDW licence. As most of you guys know, I have this strange beast inside of me that has a constant desire to go out to the farm and shoot old computers (or run over them with William's phatty Jeep.) So I figured that if I am going to make a habit of going out and shooting helpless silicon chips, I should have a good understanding of gun safety. Just makes sense to me.
Speaking of safety (no, I didn't just fart,) ridding my bike around campus is quite a bit more dangerous than I thought it would be. Nearly every week, I am almost run over by a careless driver ON THEIR STUPID CELL PHONE! Look people, driving is for people who are focused and aware, NOT for people who have to talk to their boyfriends about why they feel FAT today. I mean give me A BREAK! Seriously, I get so frustrated when this gas-jugging giant of a SUV cuts off in front of me as if I didn't exist, and I almost slam into them, then I realized that the driver is on their cell phone on some important call. Arrrrrrrrgh!
Don't worry, if I end up like a pancake on the road, it's because someone's phone conversation was more important than my life. ;)
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Sigh...Sam does not seem to miss me. :-(
He mentioned CSS, but not me! Why, why, oh tell me why?
I mean, come on! Without me, who cares about wonderful CSS if there's no PHP? Can you say static HTML?
I am really depressed.
You see, I am just a hypertext preprocessor...here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying to make Sam's website better for everyone, and he doesn't even thank me.
Where does that leave me?!
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
You know, I felt so loved when he put my name on the back window of his truck.
And then he goes away to Guatemala.
Then he finally comes back.
Does he even look excited to see me?
NO.
He abandons his website for MONTHS.
MONTHS, I say!!!
When he finally speaks, he's like "CSS, oh CSS!"
Well fella, how do you think your wonderful website was even made possible??
Huh?
Pffft.
Well, I'm going to go sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
Oh, and another thing...
If you care, go to http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~neal/humor/marvin-the-server-404.html
*sigh*
posted at 12:27 PM on Oct 1st 2005
Dude I am so happy right now that I could scream! So glad you got your site up and running, and I'm looking forward to hearing about what you've been up to. Call me punk!
posted at 4:04 PM on Sep 30th 2005
AWWWW!!! My dear Sam misses me!!
posted at 12:30 AM on Sep 30th 2005
mmm..... update..............
posted at 11:35 PM on Sep 29th 2005
im sorry to hear about u and jenny, but its good to know youre doin well
posted at 7:44 AM on Sep 29th 2005
yes about that call. you see i was in the other room choking to death at that very mo...ok, no i'm kidding. but we shall catch up soon yes?
amy
posted at 6:17 PM on Oct 1st 2005